Intro:
Dm
 
Dm
when the outside temperature rises
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and the meaning is oh so clear
Dm
one thousand and one yellow daffodils
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begin to dance in front of you - oh dear
F#7
are they trying to tell you something
G
you're missing that one final screw
F#7
you're simply not in the pink my dear
G
to be honest you haven't got a clue
 
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D         Dm       Em7
i'm going slightly mad
D         Dm       Em7
i'm going slightly mad
           F
it finally happened ・happened
           Em
it finally happened - ooh oh
           F
it finally happened
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i'm slightly mad
Dm
oh dear
 
Dm
i'm one card short of a full deck
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i'm not quite the shilling
Dm
one wave short of a shipwreck
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i'm not my usual top billing
F#7
i'm coming down with a fever
G
i'm really out to sea
F#7
this kettle is boiling over
G
i think i'm a banana tree
oh dear
 
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D         Dm       Em7
i'm going slightly mad
D         Dm       Em7
i'm going slightly mad
           F
it finally happened ・happened
           Em
it finally happened - ooh oh
           F
it finally happened
             xx646x
i'm slightly mad
Dm
oh dear
 
Solo:
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F#7
i'm knitting with only one needle
G
unravelling fast it's true
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i'm driving only three wheels these days
G
but my dear how about you
 
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E         Em       F#m7
i'm going slightly mad
E         Em       F#m7
i'm going slightly mad
           G
it finally happened 
           F#m
it finally happened - ooh yes
           G
it finally happened
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i'm slightly mad
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just very slightly mad 
Am
and there you have it